Thursday, May 24, 2007

Our Girl: >CENSORED<


image courtesy of homevideos.com

French: Hells Bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't the goddamned competition will.
Lund: Ohhhh mercy yes we got to beat that competition.

oh no she didn'....

>CENSORED< "oh, its the funny/odd/i-don't-get-the-old-timey-nautical-diver rozerem ads" but my brain works like this: morgan+rozerem ad= me shouting in my headline: >CENSORED< The image “http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/rozerem_2.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.

to which my brother shouts: CHECKMATE!

and i fall for it every time. thank god he moved on to become a role-model instructor for the enlisted artistically-inclined. he used to get me into ALOT of trouble. besides, i just like those ads. honest, beav. here is a link to an article explaining the symbolism for each dream character.

speaking of checkmate, Hasan Elahi figured out a big checkmate to suspect profiling: he tracks himself for them. he considers it sort of a part-art project/part-ultimate protecting of his privacy. he posts about a hundred images of himself per day on his web site and he documents his receipts of debit card transactions. he even has a GPS device in his pocket that shows his real-time physical location on a map. (between you and me, the dude needs to cut down on his caffeine consumption. or i should invest in starbucks stock) all this happened because Elahi was mistakenly listed on US terrorist watch list. he figures this keeps him out of Guantanamo.

when i first read the article, i was afraid this was how the morgan and byrne (fortified with WALSH now, too!) would end up. with our competitiveness in trying to out post the other, i could see us giving in to the just posting pics of us and wearing gps navigators.

"People are always blaming circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them."
—Mrs. Warren's Profession, George Bernard Shaw

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