Morgan's: Political Panties

I know, I know I told "UNNAMED ONE" I wouldn't post until tommorow but...damn! I just had to respond to her...post. She absolutely had me in tears, I was laughing so much. I had no intention of insinuating anything inappropriate, especially this soon after sexual harassment training. Which was today. I learned what ogling was...all this time I thought it was an abbreviation for googling.

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. - Batman

Seriously the Rozerem ad was innocent enough until I started researching the meaning or symbology of each character. Apparently I was the last person to realize that beaver can help with insomnia.

Very interesting dichotomy of images "UNNAMED ONE" has there. The portly southern fried Politician and the gaunt, dour lengendary emancipator, President Lincoln and his beaver. That's better than the choices we're being presented with this year before the big election. Mrs Bill Clinton, trying to make her shrill voice be heard by history. The young unproven Obama Barak, The seasoned Octagenarian form Arizona, the list goes on...I have no doubt that the republicans will be spanked this year, with the American People sending a mandate to Washington ripe with the stench of their discontent. I have a solution for all of us.








"UNNAMED ONE" was complaining about my lack of original content within my posts...So, I'm going to make a concentrated effort to improve the quality of my post unless I run into something interesting like...


Police Seek Owners of 1,300 Stolen Panties
AP
FORT COLLINS, Colo. (May 23) - Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties? As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University. Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney. Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are. But they won't get to reclaim their undergarments - at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear - if they still want it back.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - The Proud Highway, Hunter S. Thompson

Our Girl: >CENSORED<

image courtesy of homevideos.com

French: Hells Bells, Mr. Lund, if we don't the goddamned competition will.
Lund: Ohhhh mercy yes we got to beat that competition.

oh no she didn'....

>CENSORED< "oh, its the funny/odd/i-don't-get-the-old-timey-nautical-diver rozerem ads" but my brain works like this: morgan+rozerem ad= me shouting in my headline: >CENSORED<

to which my brother shouts: CHECKMATE!

and i fall for it every time. thank god he moved on to become a role-model instructor for the enlisted artistically-inclined. he used to get me into ALOT of trouble. besides, i just like those ads. honest, beav. here is a link to an article explaining the symbolism for each dream character.

speaking of checkmate, Hasan Elahi figured out a big checkmate to suspect profiling: he tracks himself for them. he considers it sort of a part-art project/part-ultimate protecting of his privacy. he posts about a hundred images of himself per day on his web site and he documents his receipts of debit card transactions. he even has a GPS device in his pocket that shows his real-time physical location on a map. (between you and me, the dude needs to cut down on his caffeine consumption. or i should invest in starbucks stock) all this happened because Elahi was mistakenly listed on US terrorist watch list. he figures this keeps him out of Guantanamo.

when i first read the article, i was afraid this was how the morgan and byrne (fortified with WALSH now, too!) would end up. with our competitiveness in trying to out post the other, i could see us giving in to the just posting pics of us and wearing gps navigators.

"People are always blaming circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them."
—Mrs. Warren's Profession, George Bernard Shaw