Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Morgan: General Tso's Chicken Wings?

Finding topics to write about can be a daunting task. I know, I belong to Helium.com and get paid to write articles about various topics. It’s actually a competition with your peers rating you against other writers. I haven’t made any money as of yet. Each week I look at the topics and people contributing articles, and I seem to freeze with writer’s block like a rabbit in the road. It’s hard to explain the dread I feel writing and posting for other’s to review. However I feel none of that pressure here, on Morgan and Byrne. I just write and let that words flow across the page in a stream of consciousness. Occasionally I run up against a temporary writer’s block. I step back, think about it, and wait a day or two. I do a little bit of research on the internet, analyzing Google Trends and current events. Something of interest usually jumps out at me and before I know it, my two fingers begin pecking at the keyboard like two geriatric chickens. I rarely pander to the general public, but if they like my topics of Hooters and Baseball…That’s cool.

I know “Our Girl” doesn’t like it when I plagiarize, however I thought this was an interesting article on the state of affairs in China from the Financial Times (FT.com). China has executed its former head food and drug regulator for taking bribes to approve medicines, rapidly carrying out his sentence in an apparent warning to other officials following a series of scandals about the quality of products made in China. The execution of Zheng Xiaoyu, 62, was confirmed by state television and news agencies after the Supreme People’s Court approved the death sentence. Mr Zheng was convicted of taking Rmb6.5m in bribes from pharmaceuticals companies. Commenting on the case, a spokeswoman said, “China is a developing country and our supervision of food and drugs started late and our foundation for this work is weak,” said Yan Jiangying. “Therefore we cannot be too optimistic about the current food and drug safety situation.” The prosecution of Mr Zheng has also coincided with a number of safety problems with Chinese products in the US, including pet food that contained an industrial chemical, toys covered in lead paint and tires that lacked an important safety feature. He looks really young for 62! oops...sorry.

Bloomberg.com reports, “China, facing international criticism over the quality
of food and drug exports, said it will take five years to stamp out production
of fake medicine and that the trend in safety ``isn't promising.''

I find it ironic that China is executing anyone for bribery. Bribery in Asia is a way of life; however, I have been seeing increasing efforts to eradicate corruption from Thailand to China. Second point of interest, they executed a former government official…Hmmmm, he must have pissed somebody off. The third interesting point is the fact that Chinese exports to the U.S. seem to be taking a financial hit. Everything from pet food to Chinese medication seems to be suffering form poor quality control. With the upcoming XXIX Olympiad to be held in Beijing in 2008, China is aware that eyes of the world will be on the 5,000 year old culture and it looks like they’re cleaning house. Sorry no more China stories for a month. Cheers!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

OurGirl: Get into the Groove

aaaaaahhhhhhh!

i'm acutely aware my interest in topics and subject matter largely appeals to the 60+ elderly woman demographics. or circa mid 1970s 7-10 year old midwest suburban/rural young girl. occasionally, i strike it rich with the 4-15 year old suburban boy demographics, but i'm the mother of two boys, so that's pretty much cheating. all along, i've been gamely blogging along, watching the analytics on you people out there—hey blogger surfers. cut the girl a break and count to 50 sllloowwly before you hit that "next blog" button. yeh? well, you're bored anyway, pal. start counting.

clearly, you enjoy morgan's topics more than mine. i'm so jealous. hello? rajah of bourbon? the pathos! the intellectual curiosity! the ability to del.icio.us the obscure! can i get a hand, here? [crickets]

morgan posts about baseball? you people are all over it! analytics reports views spiked! ok. i understand what you people want!

hooters.
hot chicks.
mustangs.
America the Brave!
LIVE EARTH CONCERT!!!
Al Gore's son speeds in a Prius, for pete's sake.
hannity and somebody, FOX NEWS, CHENEY, NO SPIN, POKER, POKER, POKER

whew. i was channeling billy joel, there for a second. hey, we didn't start the fire, people. yeh. billy joel. i've come back to earth now, in my natural form. gah. somebody hand me my mom jeans.

so those of you who have now hit this page and have no idea why they are here? um. i just wanted to see you?

of course, they already left. so those of you that stuck through this post—THANKS, ANDY!—i give you another blog i'm pretty much hooked on these days:

http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/
yes. i found it on blogger's blogs of note. while looking for one of mine to show up.

a girl can dare to dream, can't she?

oh, and baseball fans? this guy is the complete package. here is his other blog.
http://metsarebetterthansex.blogspot.com/
bon appetit

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Morgan: 4th of July Grand Slam!


I was wondering how to respond to "Bliss"...but I can't, I AM A MAN! We have different emotions and feelings than...girls. Yes. It's true! But we're not complete cyberneticly engineered emotionless robotrons. I think even I am a little different than....others. What makes me, a grown man tear up with emotion? One word....patriotism. Alot of people think patriotism is dead. They're wrong. I love this country, and I would, and have pledged an oath to give my life for it if necessary. Nothing pisses me off more than...an American disrespecting our flag or heritage.

I spent the fourth of July attending the Washington Nationals Major League Baseball game against the Chicago Cubs...what better way to observe the fourth of July than with America's favorite game. I met my brother and his family at the Vienna Metro and road all the way to RFK Stadium to see the game. I don't like the Metro...at all. Matter fact I hate it. Next year I'll do the more American thing and burn some fossil fuels, and drive the Grey Ghost. I missed the national anthem because we were 20 minutes late (riding the friggin' metro) but when we climbed the ramps up to our upper level center, field section and walked down that dark tunnel the sun nearly blinded us we emerged and the green grass of the field was electric and at that instant the crowd roared (because of a great play) but it felt like we had made a grand entrance...into the coliseum. A few innings later the crowd started singing..."Take me out to the ball game. That's when I teared up. How American! Everyone singing, waving their red hats, the Cubs fans waving their Blue hats. I was proud to be an American. Sharing the game with 39,456 of my closest friends....Here comes the wave! whhhhhoa!
Although my brother was disappointed that the Cubbies lost, we got to witness Dimitri Young Hit a GRAND SLAM! bases loaded, home run in the bottom of the fifth. I have never seen a MLB grand slam and it was very exciting, I feel like I really accomplished something...and now I can check off that box.

I just wanted to talk about one more great American Institution! Wall Street. I am by no means an expert investor I'm just excited that one of my stock picks is really performing well. I bought ctrp at $76.33 a share and today it was at $86.51 Unfortunately I only bought 19 shares...but isn't that exciting! Over time the American Stock market has always outperformed any investment vehicle out there. So when I heard a great tip that this ctrp was hot I went for it. I did a little research and found out that ctrp was China's number one travel booking site...as a matter of fact It is based off of expedia.com (stolen) ctrp has grown 55% annually for the last couple of years, and has barely tapped into the Chinese market. 20 Billion Chinese can't be wrong eh? How American!

"I was just glad that I didn't give him the day off, because that crossed my mind today."
-- Manny Acta, on Dmitri Young

Monday, July 2, 2007

OurGirl: Follow Your Bliss


....as [Joseph] Campbell saw it, isn't merely a matter of doing whatever you like, and certainly not doing simply as you are told. It is a matter of identifying that pursuit which you are truly passionate about and attempting to give yourself absolutely to it. In so doing, you will find your fullest potential and serve your community to the greatest possible extent.
—Joseph Campbell Foundation


i have a post in draft form called Archetypes and Angels. Which I considered changing Angels to Angles. in my head, it was gonna be one charming rif. Archetypes and Angles. Heroes and Hipocrisy. i threw a bunch of crap in there, thinking one day i'd riposte wittily to a morgan topic.

but today aint the day to swing at a softball.

i have two heroes. both are my kids. resiliant. hopeful. passionate. forgiving. joyful. to type more adjectives would be trite. i won't do it.

if you are going to buy anything of campbell's—and you should at least get the joseph campbell companion—read it only in stolen moments. read it furtively. don't pay attention to the accompanying new age crap that gets attached to it. read it and then listen to yourself and be quick, that true voice is a fleeting thing. odds are, that's the closest most of us are gonna get to following our bliss.

and if that don't work. buy blink. thats a good read.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Morgan: Heroes

I’ve known my Sis is ga-ga for Anthony Bourdain for some time. She made me watch all his re-runs and read his autobiography…twice. I don’t have nothing against Tony...He’s cool and looks like a fun cat. (Forrest Gump voice…but he smelled like cigarettes)

But It made me start to think of who, do we like, follow, or stalk and why?

Heroes, celebrity worship, someone you admire…Someone you want to emulate.
This used to be strictly the domain of the Church, people want to be more like Jesus, but in today’s secular society, people choose other heroes…And sometimes they choose the wrong ones. Can you imagine how distraught WWE Fan’s of Chris Benoit’s are today? This week Chris’s body along with his slain family was found by Georgia Police. He “allegedly” killed his family and than committed suicide. They had chose him as their hero, they thought he was superhuman…they chose poorly. The list of poor heroes is long and depressing. Not all of them are bad, everyone has a hero…I tried to think of some of mine. I blush now when I think of my first hero…and no I’m not gay. Arnold. I used to have such an infatuation with all things Arnold. I watched all his movies, I quoted him, impersonated him. I read his bodybuilding articles like they were the gospels. I admired his business instincts…OK I still do. I admired Arnold.

My Second Hero? I would have to pick my wife. Words aren’t enough….

Third Hero? I’m surrounded by them everyday, the men and women of the United States Armed Forces. Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines. As I get closer towards retirement I become increasingly aware of how much I will miss working with these people. The military is truly a cross section of our national DNA. From all walks of life, from the cornfields of Illinois to the Gulf of Mexico, they come to serve their nation. And here at the Defense Information School we have the crème d’ la crème. I often wonder how I ended up here. But I’m a better person, just by surrounding myself with excellence. It’s bound to rub off! The hard thing is…I can see I’m an example for these young students, good or bad I can see them watching me, assessing my actions, and sometime emulating them. I do my best.

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I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero